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Devious Journal Entry

Fri Aug 22, 2008, 11:39 AM
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.

1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol.
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. Gotten/given a handjob.
8. Gotten/given a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 100%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom. (I don't want to go to a prom..)
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (My stupid little retard brother...)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
2. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party. (B-Day parties... but I didn't have one this year:noes:)
30. Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95%

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (No.. I'm straight, sorryXD)
40. Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%

41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (is that even possible??)
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun. (BB gun lol)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die. (Bugs (STOP THE MADNESS!) and a horse:noes:)


PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%

51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%

61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%

71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job. (I sometimes work for mah Ma)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.

PERCENTAGE TOTAL: 81%

  • Mood: Peaceful
  • Listening to: MIYAVI!!!!!!!
  • Reading: Secret of the Sirens
  • Watching: You
  • Playing: My Gay Pokemon Ranch
  • Eating: Popcorn
  • Drinking: A nice little brother smoothieXD

Devious Comments

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:iconkittykougra:
Sweet! 81%. I wish I could get that on my math tests during school. Lol Then I wouldn't have ended up in summer school.

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:silentkitty:

"I was just going to look. With fire. And lightning. And reanimated chipmunks. And raccoons. On fire." ~ Richard (Looking for Group)
:iconeibonmuramasaandy:
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. Gotten/given a handjob.
8. Gotten/given a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody

Homg, who would ask these questions?!

Lol, most of the time U CRY. Thats normal for a girl, but if u are a boy, i have no other excuse but to slay u.

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"Eibon, an enigmatic entity, probably an acquaintance of Shinigami, who created Tempest (Brew) and many other demon weapons. "
:iconxxkirliaxkuchiitoxx:
The test was, how much of a virgin I am... lol, my score sucksXD but, in reality I am a virgin and plan to stay that way...

And have you got your diploma yet??? If you haven't it's been all summer AND OMG I ONLY HAVE TWO REAL DAYS LEFT!!:cries: I go to a wedding tomorrow and then I go to the stupid gift opening on Sunday then all I have is Monday and Tuesday as my last real days :noes: and it was really friggin' cold here today:noes:

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Carrots are like cheezies... ONLY GOOD FOR YOU!!!

"What is a Thesaurus? A book or a dinosaur?"---- My friend >3

LOOK! I DO IMPRESSIONS! watch

YYYYOOOOUUUUUU~~~

That was a Soulja Boy imppression >3
:iconxxkirliaxkuchiitoxx:
^^; the test was how much of a virgin you are lol, my friend made me do it:noes:

I actually don't cry alot, depends on how upset I am or on how much someone pushes something. and I think i'm glad i'm a girlXD

--
Carrots are like cheezies... ONLY GOOD FOR YOU!!!

"What is a Thesaurus? A book or a dinosaur?"---- My friend >3

LOOK! I DO IMPRESSIONS! watch

YYYYOOOOUUUUUU~~~

That was a Soulja Boy imppression >3
:iconkittykougra:
:-( Not yet still...

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:silentkitty:

"I was just going to look. With fire. And lightning. And reanimated chipmunks. And raccoons. On fire." ~ Richard (Looking for Group)
:iconeibonmuramasaandy:
Lol, i wish i am and i was. I heard that they enjoy a lot when theyre doing You Know What....from my friends.

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"Eibon, an enigmatic entity, probably an acquaintance of Shinigami, who created Tempest (Brew) and many other demon weapons. "
:iconxxkirliaxkuchiitoxx:
:noes:!!!!! How could they?

--
Carrots are like cheezies... ONLY GOOD FOR YOU!!!

"What is a Thesaurus? A book or a dinosaur?"---- My friend >3

LOOK! I DO IMPRESSIONS! watch

YYYYOOOOUUUUUU~~~

That was a Soulja Boy imppression >3
:iconxxkirliaxkuchiitoxx:
:|

--
Carrots are like cheezies... ONLY GOOD FOR YOU!!!

"What is a Thesaurus? A book or a dinosaur?"---- My friend >3

LOOK! I DO IMPRESSIONS! watch

YYYYOOOOUUUUUU~~~

That was a Soulja Boy imppression >3
:iconkittykougra:
I think my stupid, unsupportive counselor has something to do with it.

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:silentkitty:

"I was just going to look. With fire. And lightning. And reanimated chipmunks. And raccoons. On fire." ~ Richard (Looking for Group)

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